I haven't told many people this, but I have a special power. I can change my beliefs simply by changing my mind. If I decide to believe in recycling, then I do. If I decide to believe in the true strength of super glue, then I do. If I decide to believe humans devolved from brain eating cannibalistic apes, then I do.

Sadly, the truth is that I just have an overactive imagination. I can feel it trying to get out of my skull. There is a pressure at the top and also the back of my head which is my consciousness trying to get out. I have tried to free it -- to free myself -- in so many different ways, but somehow this thing which is in my head cannot manage to manifest itself or be expressed. Sometimes I think I'm the only one who even knows it's in there. Sometimes I think if I let people know about it, they will be afraid or otherwise alienate me.

In any case, the result is a special power over my beliefs. Someday this will be a great asset because everyone else will be forced to face the facts that their beliefs are based on the ideas of a small elite group of men. While they are confused and suffering, I will be able to continue with my life.

But the problem remains, do I really believe this?